Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
Ron Weasley + Text Posts
YES IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
The Werewolf Calendar Preorders are open! The art this year is simply stunning. The production quality on these calendars is really nice; it’s like getting a print packet that is also useful for things such as counting down the days till Halloween…
Get one soon to get extra goodies!!
Each artist painted their piece just for this calendar! Artists: Kyndir, Nimrais, Vantid, Rhyu, Balaa, Dark Natasha, Nambroth, Rah-Bop, Khaosdog, Beast of Oblivion (not shown— with apologies— can only upload 10 images): Thornwolf, Goldenwolf, Tatchit
GO GO GO!
look at all those majestic sea pancakes
==> Submitted by rylansanders
Reblog if you’re part of the feminist illuminati here to take games away from pissbabies.
Yes, facebook, force people to upgrade to your 1-star app. I’m sure everyone will happily do so.
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
I don’t know
I don’t know how to really make friends anymore myself tbh
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
さつき盆栽花季展 / Satsuki azalea bonsai exhibition