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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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nambroth:

YES IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
The Werewolf Calendar Preorders are open! The art this year is simply stunning. The production quality on these calendars is really nice; it’s like getting a print packet that is also useful for things such as counting down the days till Halloween…

Get one soon to get extra goodies!!
http://werewolfcalendar.com/purchase/#calendar2015

Each artist painted their piece just for this calendar! Artists: Kyndir, Nimrais, Vantid, Rhyu, Balaa, Dark Natasha, Nambroth, Rah-Bop, Khaosdog, Beast of Oblivion (not shown— with apologies— can only upload 10 images): Thornwolf, Goldenwolf, Tatchit

GO GO GO!

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heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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